Friday, July 10, 2009

Adult AIPD

Today I have diagnosed myself with Adult AIPD - Accute Inquiry Paper Disorder. This is something that I know I can do it - but just can't get my brain wrapped around where I really want to focus. I'm going to have to back to my quiet Alden corner all by myself and do this. This weekend brings a bit of life craziness as we celebrate my parent's 40th wedding anniversary and I have a newsletter to write too. (Hmmm...maybe I'll put that in my paper somehow.)

OK...like my brain has been today...I'm rambling.
Have a great weekend.

4 comments:

  1. Do I need to go to you to be evaluated for AIPD or can I just diagnose myself? Is there a shot for it that I can administer this weekend when the symptoms become especially acute?

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  2. I think I'm showing symptoms.

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  3. Is there a pharmaceutical solution? Can I get a 504?

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  4. Let me now respond to the above questions about AIPD.

    Anna - You can actually self diagnose for AIPD. Just go to dudding.net and take a simple evaluation procedure. It's relatively painless but your results are more accurate if you make a small monetary donation. You should actually only be showing symptoms on week days unless you are one of those rare overachievers.

    Brian - We have seen the symptoms throughout the entire writing project. Hopefully, now that you are aware we can get a cure for you.

    Mark - A 504 will not be appropriate for you. You are beyond help and retention is in your future.

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