Elmo, Hannah Montana, slippery slide
Lawn mower, weed eater - where can I hide?
All I need is a few minutes of solitude.
How do I make them understand I'm not being rude?
Noise! Noise! Noise! It can make my head spin.
If I were a drinker I'd go for the gin.
What's driving me nuts is that I'VE created this stress.
And unfortunately for me my "man emotions" are currently a mess.
I love my kids, and yes my wife too.
But I'm afraid that this summer I'll lose my place in the zoo.
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Don't worry, Robert Frost. I'm sure your wife and kids will preserve your compound in your absence. If you were a zoo critter , you'd be a cuddly bear, whom everyone would want to pet.
ReplyDeleteAccording to Simon and Garfunkle, "There's something happening at the zoo. I do belive it. I do believe it's true."
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